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Through it all, we need humor to remind us life need not be serious. The following are Silly Questions which are from various joke materials. Or just plain Silly Jokes. If you have some Silly Answers or Questions or Jokes to send besides the ones here then send us an e-mail with the subject of Silly Answers to Web Ways. Be creative and funny in your answers and questions so we can post them for all to read.

  • Lesson Learned from Noah's Ark
    One: Don't miss the boat.
    Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
    Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
    Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
    Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

    Derek the
    Desert Storkamantis

    Six: Build your future on high ground.
    Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
    Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
    Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
    Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
    Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.